一个意大利人去马耳他(暴笑)

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<DIV class=tekst>The Italian man who went to Malta</DIV>
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<DIV class=tekst>One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece on my plate."
She says: "You better no piss on the plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.

Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fu ck."
I tell her: "You donot understand? I wanna the fork on the table."
She says: "You better not fu ck on the table you son of a bitch!"

So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia. </DIV>

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hello_babe

haha...fine..haha...[em01][em01][em01]

VonBitch

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木易馬枫

<P>how come?</P><P>I don't understand!</P>

雨打雷

i rember this story have auido release.

红色企鹅

old story already... I find it more interesting with the video

猫猫抱抱我

if you an un-cantonese go to guangdong..then you will find it is much ridiculous than it...haha...welcome....

红色企鹅

<P>Ridiculous??? But i heard most of the time, officially ppl actually speak PuTongHua? Do not joke me ah...</P><P>As a matter of fact, it would be fun to experience something different, isnot it? and i am not worried at all, because i have friends tag along always.... haha</P>

红色企鹅

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