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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms<BR>ISDN - It Still Does Nothing<BR>APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity<BR>SCSI - System Can't See It<BR>DOS - Defective Operating System<BR>BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control<BR><B>IBM - I Blame Microsoft</B><BR>DEC - Do Expect Cuts<BR>CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months<BR>OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.<BR>WWW - World Wide Wait<BR>MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs<BR>PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics<BR>COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language<BR>AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction<BR>LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis<BR>MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed<BR>WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System<BR>GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out<BR>MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools ( & ) Teenagers. |
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雅思/托福
IP卡
狗仔卡
提升卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
