Viagra

2006-04-21 · 3372 阅读

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." [em01][em01]

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Uehara LV4

发表于 21-4-2006 16:41:00 | 显示全部楼层

haha..stupid old folk.

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Uehara LV4

发表于 21-4-2006 16:48:00 | 显示全部楼层

errr..i mean poor old folk

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ontherun LV7

发表于 21-4-2006 17:02:00 | 显示全部楼层

[em01]

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mari LV7

发表于 21-4-2006 19:23:00 | 显示全部楼层

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mari LV7

发表于 21-4-2006 19:21:00 | 显示全部楼层

vigra is too strong and extreme, i think. some medicines are better that it.

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红色企鹅 LV15

发表于 21-4-2006 23:09:00 | 显示全部楼层

Visit another McDonald's la...There are so many outlets...<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/default/topicface/face2.gif">

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ontherun LV7

发表于 21-4-2006 23:39:00 | 显示全部楼层

On the front page news...... where can you go???

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ontherun LV7

发表于 21-4-2006 23:42:00 | 显示全部楼层

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用mari在2006-4-21 19:23:00的发言：

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Are you trying to promote sale on Viagra? [em10][em10]

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红色企鹅 LV15

发表于 21-4-2006 23:49:00 | 显示全部楼层

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用ontherun在2006-4-21 23:39:00的发言： On the front page news...... where can you go???</DIV>
But in my view, people are supposed to envy this old couple still can enjoy great sex at that age.
So is there anything to feel embarassed about? She should feel happy and proud. Just walk tall and go lo! Haha......................................
Anyway, i wish it will never happen to me:-))