Best break up letter ever

2006-05-12 · 1074 阅读

Best break-up letter ever >> >> > >> >> >A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently >> >> > received a letter from >> >> >his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: >> >> > >> >> >Dear Ricky, >> >> >I can no longer continue our relationship. The >> >> > distance between us >> >> >is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you >>twice >> >> >since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either >> >> > of us. I'm sorry. >> >> >Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. >> >> > >> >> >Love, >> >> >Becky >> >> > >> >> >The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his >> >> > fellow Marines for any >> >> >snapshots they could spare of their >> >> > girlfriends, sisters, >> >> >ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition >> >> > to the picture of >> >> >Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of >> >> > the pretty gals >> >> >he had collected from his buddies. There were >> >> > 57 photos in that >> >> >envelope >> >> >along with this note: >> >> > >> >> >Dear Becky, >> >> >I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who >> >> > the fuck you are. >> >> >Please take your picture from the pile, and send the >> >> > rest back to me. >> >> > >> >> >Take Care, >> >> >Ricky

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JangWooHyuk LV4

发表于 12-5-2006 11:12:00 | 显示全部楼层

he won't be feeling better after all.. he's the one got dumped

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红色企鹅 LV15

发表于 12-5-2006 13:49:00 | 显示全部楼层

S**T. Thats too much!

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face LV5

发表于 12-5-2006 22:19:00 | 显示全部楼层

i wanna be dumped[em06]

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ontherun LV7

发表于 13-5-2006 08:46:00 | 显示全部楼层

[em01][em01]

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红色企鹅 LV15

发表于 13-5-2006 04:12:00 | 显示全部楼层

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.  
Women!!She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure. People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.    Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...